“I’m telling you guys, I can dance.”

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“It’s like waking up from a bad salad dream. Big guy in the house!”

Jake Johnson as Jeff - Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)

Everybody helped me find a place. Universal, The Weinstein Company, and the ICM and Quentin, with his unorthodox methods of navigation. This fearless explorer took this ship across and brought it in with flying colors, and that’s why I’m here. This is your welcoming and brace, and there’s no way I could ever thank you enough. But I can start right now, thank you.

Ellen DeGeneres: Perez Hilton is a guy who was saying some nasty things about a lot of celebrities, and he realised he was a bully and he was on our show saying he was going to change. He told one of our producers that basically he started thinking about it because you confronted him. And I think it’s a fascinating story, I’d like you to share.