nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

“Can’t-eat, can’t-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over- the-fence, World Series kind of stuff.” (It Takes Two, 1995)

Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
darvll