I don’t know. Getting your ass licked sounds pretty intimate to me. 

nanotechbiologist:

safety-officer-barto:

why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn

#OMG

dhazzle:

IM PUKING LEPRECHAUNS

nicole-jaurdei:

Beyonce is so unoriginal.

The other members of Destiny’s Child release albums that nobody knows about all the time.

#omg

zacharysquinto:

send photo.

Shut up, Loki. —ancient Asguardian proverb (via simpleloki)
#omg

punkrockghoul:

the year is 2038. michael cera is 50 years old. he is still playing the awkward teenager in movies. 

#omg

josephasfoury:

obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love

#omg

What do you think draws the fans most to the vampire diaries?

awkwardvagina:

wigglyweak:

I’m babysitting and the baby woke up fuuuuuk

kill it

#omg

charmancler:

"do you take this woman to be ur wife?"

"check my faq first xx"

#omg

frickstiel:

supernaturals gonna end one day right wrong you are wrong u no why bc im gonna kidnap the actors and lock them in a basement and every wednesday im gonna make them read off a script i write even if they look terrified and it’ll be on youtube at 9 pm supernatural will never end ill keep it going you just watch me send in ur episode ideas ill make it happen long live the winchesters u feel me

#omg
darvll