I don’t know. Getting your ass licked sounds pretty intimate to me.
why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn
Beyonce is so unoriginal.
The other members of Destiny’s Child release albums that nobody knows about all the time.
the year is 2038. michael cera is 50 years old. he is still playing the awkward teenager in movies.
I’m babysitting and the baby woke up fuuuuuk
"do you take this woman to be ur wife?"
"check my faq first xx"
supernaturals gonna end one day right wrong you are wrong u no why bc im gonna kidnap the actors and lock them in a basement and every wednesday im gonna make them read off a script i write even if they look terrified and it’ll be on youtube at 9 pm supernatural will never end ill keep it going you just watch me send in ur episode ideas ill make it happen long live the winchesters u feel me