i say “omg” too much omg
omg look i did it again
omg
i say “omg” too much omg
omg look i did it again
omg
your virginity (Taken with instagram)
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
do you ever hear a weird noise and just think “oh god, this is it, i’m in the first 5 minutes of supernatural”
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
“Conan: You were just in New York? How was in New York, how did it go?”
“Chris: It was great, it was a lot of uhh, fun. […] I went to see a friend and i didnt realize it was Gay Pride Day.”
quote the mcdonalds menu to me while we make love
im gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks im outstanding
so a boob walks into a bra
we put all our faith into a website that isn’t even spelled correctly
