Ted: What if there’s someone from my past who I thought was wrong for me at the time, but she, like this shirt, is actually a perfect fit?
Barney Stinson

(via nicotinecumberpatch)
“I’ve seen Barney work very hard to get women. I’ve seen him work very hard to get rid of women. I’ve never seen him work this hard to keep one around.”
#barney stinson forever at his most genuine when he’s telling robin she’s amazing #with no agenda #not to get her to sleep with him #not because he’s trying to make himself look good #just because he means it