swaggiethough:

seriously mcdonalds is so fucking disgusting with their processed food and greasy slabs of meat ill take three orders of large fries please

nickmillers:

current emotion: katniss’ face when johanna strips in the elevator

997:

oh well *drinks pure vodka*

Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though you’re not really sure what they’re talking about?

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

“you can’t be that attracted to someone who’s not real”

someone’s not getting invited to the wedding

me: hello followers how are you
followers:
followers:
followers:
me: yeah me too

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over 

dersia:

*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*

thehorangames:

“how to not write a paper” a paper by me that i haven’t written yet

hadestowns:

my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes

just-rollwithit:

hey anyone wanna go see a movie tonight WAIT YOU ALL LIVE ACROSS THE FUCKING PLANET

tltty:

this website’s like a jail i want to leave but i can’t

gaskarthseyebrows:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest

darvll