“Dude, if anybody did it in real life, they’d get their as kicked. They’d be dead in, like, a day.”

“Yeah, okay, i’m not saying they should do it. I just can’t figure out why nobady does. Seriously, out of all millions of people who love superheores, you’d think one would give it a try. Jesus, guys, does it not bug you? why thousands of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?”

“I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows. You think that one eccentric loner would’ve made himself a costume. I mean, is everyday life really so exciting? Are schools and offices so thrilling that I’m the only one who fantasized about this? Come on, be honest with yourself. At some point in our lives we all wanna be a superhero.”  - Kick-Ass (2010)