"Spoiled. Adorable. Courageous. Terrified. Has worked for none of what she has. On her own for the very first time. And equipped to do nothing.” – Rachel Green’s original character description

 We are dessert stealers! We are living outside the law!

the one where Rachel is late

We’re not even a real family! My wife? She’s just a cheap stripper." [X]

FAVORITE MOVIE CHARACTERS: Dale (Horrible Bosses/2011)

"I’m on the registered sex offender list, yes. It was an empty playground in the middle of the night, I was taking a piss, there were no kids. Alright you know what? You don’t put a playground right next to a bar. It’s entrapment.”

Ellen DeGeneres: Perez Hilton is a guy who was saying some nasty things about a lot of celebrities, and he realised he was a bully and he was on our show saying he was going to change. He told one of our producers that basically he started thinking about it because you confronted him. And I think it’s a fascinating story, I’d like you to share.

 We are dessert stealers! We are living outside the law!