But hold me fast, hold me fast
‘Cause I’m a hopeless wanderer (x)

Jason Sudeikis during a photo shoot in the West Village on June 11, 2013.

We’re not even a real family! My wife? She’s just a cheap stripper." [X]

FAVORITE MOVIE CHARACTERS: Dale (Horrible Bosses/2011)

"I’m on the registered sex offender list, yes. It was an empty playground in the middle of the night, I was taking a piss, there were no kids. Alright you know what? You don’t put a playground right next to a bar. It’s entrapment.”

Big Slick Celebrity Weekend 2013 promo (x)

Stills from Jen’s SNL promo

Saturday Night Live promo [x]

jason sudeikis in rome by terry richardson