FAVORITE MOVIE CHARACTERS: Dale (Horrible Bosses/2011)

“I’m on the registered sex offender list, yes. It was an empty playground in the middle of the night, I was taking a piss, there were no kids. Alright you know what? You don’t put a playground right next to a bar. It’s entrapment.”

Big Slick Celebrity Weekend 2013 promo (x)

Stills from Jen’s SNL promo

Saturday Night Live promo [x]

jason sudeikis in rome by terry richardson

So to see the bittersweet nature of Romney, that guy losing, getting it handed to him, drinking pounds of milk, but then dealing with Paul Ryan and Donald Trump, all these people that have had his back supposedly and just him being there and the only person he had to rely on was his wife. I think that’s nice. It was a very thoughtful way of saying: *blows a kiss* “Fuck off”.

Jason Sudeikis on SNL’s ‘Election Night’ sketch