Title: Everybody hates you
Artist: Jason Segel

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#GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST #I HATE THE PSYCHIATRIST #WELL GO SEE ONE ANY WAY

Q: Tell me one thing you’re going to miss the most about How I Met Your Mother and being on the show. (x)

FAVORITE MOVIE CHARACTERS: Peter Bretter (Forgetting Sarah Marshall/2008)

"♫ Everybody hates you, everybody wishes that you were dead. ‘Cause Peter, you suck! Peter, you suck! Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter, you suck! Peter, you suck! Peter you don’t do anything of value. Peter, you suck! Write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It’s so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Well go see one anyway. I don’t like the psychiatrist. You need to go see one. See a psychiatrist. I’m not going. ♫"

happy birthday, jason jordan segel! b. january 18, 1980

HIMYM Meme | Five Characters → 3. Marshall Eriksen

himym characters | marshall eriksen

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Michelle Williams & Jason Segel Hold Hands on a Date Night (August 8)

Paul’s like the coolest guy ever. He’s like my favorite person I’ve ever met. I’m a heterosexual man through and through but that guy is dreamy. Sometimes we’re doing scenes together and I get lost in his green eyes. - Jason Segel

people i adore the shit out of // Jason Segel

 “I’m better looking in person.”
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