agentbartowski:

gas-station-disco:

Offended! A Tumblr Musical

My mother died during a musical, you insensitive fuck. 

 #oh bane you cute psycho

mishapumpkins:

smythe-hummel:

“Yeah,” I say as I take a slow drag from my cigarette, “I’ve seen a few ship wars in my day. Been in a few myself, too.” I stare off into the distance, screams echo through my head, bloody battles, blogs left in shambles, fandoms torn apart. I know I’ll never be the same again.

#”where did you serve?” they ask me #”the Supernatural front” i say softly. ”they say you ain’t seen a battlefield like it. they’re right.”

darrynek:

a brazilian porno called “please cum to brazil”

celebrity tweet: i think i just drove past a crime scene
fan reply: PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL

cosmo sex tip #466

instead of moaning , inform him that Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.

juilan:

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to misspell everyone’s names wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

tomhiddles:

#I’VE WAITED A WHOLE YEAR FOR THIS MOMENT.

basedgosh:

voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there

re-licarios whispered: Helloooo, just to say that I hate you! Why don't you just delete your account? jfdksljfdksfjkdsfdskfjds

I H8 U 2 xoxox

katene replied to your post: there’s this girl in one of the tags I track and…

“Hey, babe, I bought us some tickets to Paris as a surprise for our anniversary tonight” “But TONIGHT? I can’t tonight, I’m watching television tonight. Are you out of your fricking mind tonight????”

hahahahahahahah… “Hey baby, would you marry me?” “I SAID NO TALK DURING THIS EPISODE, IT’S SEASON FINALE! OH GOD you are so dumb I HATE U”

bigtimerushian:

I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.

odairrieres replied to your post: odairrieres replied to your post: sometimes I find…

lmao, that’s how I feel about certain blogs that are soooo pretty but all they do is drool over a particular boy band and I just can’t. X_x

exactely! I know just how you feel, sweetie!

oh-sn4p:

instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”

re-licarios whispered: Haha, omg deb haha. Take a picture of his butt to we see it haha

omggggg, I’ll try to remember that lol.. I’m not the most discreet person buuuuut, I promise I’ll try!!

darvll