soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

egberts:

how many posts can i reblog in five minutes before disappearing for three hours

me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

whoredinarygirl:

if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”

I have an obsession with quotes because other people are so much better at putting my feelings into words than I am

uncommonapp:

#me if I’m up after 2AM because of homework/projects

darvll