barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

stevenfresco:

“we’re having pizza for dinner”

in sickness and in health, season premieres and finales

i miss my mad fat diary :(

niallar:

have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

reginageorges:

dylan (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

o’brien (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

tapdancers:

do you even know how important chicken is to me

petparent:

I can hear myself getting fatter

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel