partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”
The Lonely Island → Spring Break Anthem
BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...
- Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
- Ron Weasley: food porn blog
- Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
- Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
- Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.
- Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
- Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
- Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
- McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
- Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
- Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
- Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
- Dumbledore: all the gay porn
The JaMarcus Brothers - Part 3
i’d like to thank the gg writers/fandom for making me laugh so fucking hard even tho i didnt watch the show
When the first episode of Sherlock season 3 is finally here
girl are you from brazil? because ur making me come
hELP I LOVE ASHLEY TISDALE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY PLEASE
